{"id":22,"date":"2005-06-20T00:10:20","date_gmt":"2005-06-20T00:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/?p=22"},"modified":"2005-06-20T00:11:36","modified_gmt":"2005-06-20T00:11:36","slug":"tropical-astronaut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/?p=22","title":{"rendered":"Tropical Astronaut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went grocery shopping today and in the spirit of stepping up to the plate, I bought some pineapple Tang.  Add ice and vodka and you have my prototype for the Tropical Astronaut.  A little bit further along in my research, I discovered that real pineapple juice is vastly superior to pineapple Tang (novel, though the latter may be).  <\/p>\n<p>For optimal effect, enjoy this drink while listening to Pee Wee King.  I suppose Tex Williams or Willie Nelson may be substituted in a pinch.<\/p>\n<p>[UPDATE: I just learned that a vodka\/pineapple juice cocktail is actually called a Jack Hammer, but I like my name better.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went grocery shopping today and in the spirit of stepping up to the plate, I bought some pineapple Tang. Add ice and vodka and you have my prototype for the Tropical Astronaut. A little bit further along in my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/?p=22\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.plutino.net\/journals\/ethan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}