Surveillance Glow

While walking home from the car rental office after our trip last Sunday, Amy and I saw our first traffic camera in the flesh. This may not seem like a big deal, but if you have any experience with the driving here, you will understand why we found the existence of such technology both humorous and hard-to-believe. In fact, all we have by way of proof is this grainy photo.

I almost forgot to mention it, but as we were taking this photo a nearby soldier started walking towards us as he drew back the bolt of his M-16. General carelessness with their weaponry isn’t nearly as uncommon with the soldiery here as I’d like, but this kid had a new one on us. Far from being menacing, it was just kind of…weird. We thought he wanted to talk to us, but it turned out he was just crossing the street and cocking his gun for the hell of it.

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Now We Are Older

I was supposed to be working today, Saturday, but as I was trying to put the finishing touches on my concluding Greece post, it became germane for me to include a link to a band that I used to be in. Since the band no longer has a website, I hoped to find some other link. To my dismay, the only thing a google search turned up was links to other bands that we played shows with. Seeing that our band’s robust legacy was on the verge of fading from the annals of music history, I had to act fast. To wit, I uploaded a bunch of old show posters and included some commentary about the corresponding shows.

The band was called Now We Are Louder. It started when my friend Pam and I found our band Mannequin drummerless, but with a good gig opportunity at New York’s Knitting Factory in 2002. We asked our friend Sherry to play and she learned all the songs in like a week. We later asked our friend Nathan to join in on bass (and who I would later play with in New Beirut Holiday). The band name was first uttered by Sherry over pints of beer in the back garden of the Brooklyn bar Union Pool. We played a bunch of shows, one of the more memorable ones being at Wesleyan University. The show itself was not well-attended but I remember playing well and I think Sherry inspired like 10 girls to start bands. The last show was at the Ottobar in Baltimore in 2003. Our recorded output consists of a three song demo we made at NJ’s West West Side Studios (where I think Danzig and some other famous New Jersians have recorded) and an unreleased 7-song thing tentatively titled Ponies Are Pretty. The second effort was recorded at Oneida’s studio with Barry London. You can check out the last couple Oneida records or the reality TV show Wife Swap for more examples of his work. I can’t tell you how glad I am to not be kidding about the latter.

So, since I haven’t yet finished with Greece, I thought I’d put a link to the posters here.

I really miss playing in a band and I hope to get into something again when we get to Austin, TX. I had briefly harbored hopes of starting something here, but…blah blah blah no venues blah blah lack of contemporary culture blah work blah.

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Who’s Afraid Of Rachel Corrie?

I cannot claim to have known anything about this any less recently than this morning, but I thought I’d throw in a little plug. Evidently, the New York Theater Workshop had bailed on a production of My Name Is Rachel Corrie, a play about the American pro-Palestinian activist who was killed after being run over by an Israeli security forces bulldozer. Now, a Brooklyn-based theater group is now putting on the following event:

WHO’S AFRAID OF RACHEL CORRIE?

An evening of Rachel’s Words: A theatrical event
Thursday March 16, 7:30 p.m. Admission free.

Three years ago a young American peace activist named Rachel Corrie was killed in Gaza, crushed by an Israeli bulldozer while preventing the destruction of a Palestinian home. Please join us on the anniversary of Rachel’s death, Thursday, March 16, as we give her words the audience they deserve.

Lafayette Street Presbyterian Church. 85 South Oxford Street, Fort Greene, Brooklyn, New York.
C Train to Lafayette, G to Fulton, or Q, 2,3,4,5 to Atlantic Avenue.

[…from the Irondale Ensemble site]

Interestingly enough, I used to live at 65 S. Oxford and then later 73 S. Oxford, which is right across the street from this church. Had I not fled Brooklyn, I’d be very inclined to check this out.

And I can’t help but wonder if the driver of that bulldozer got the pizza Michael Totten sent him.

wiki on Rachel Corrie

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Every Day Is A Child With Teeth

Last night we went out for dinner and drinks with our friend Bjorn. This wouldn’t really be so remarkable if not for the fact that I hadn’t left the apartment since Saturday (which unfortunately isn’t itself an occurence that is all that remarkable). We went to Soto, a sushi restaurant on the main drag in Gemmayze. Amy and I had passed by it several times and I had always panned it. Its giant windows, giant plasma tv, futuristic bar, and see-and-be-seen ambience seemed to foreshadow food that would be uniformly overpriced and terrible. However, Bjorn had previously taken us there and we found it to be delightful. Last night preserved that continuum.

Several crunchy tuna rolls later, we made our way across the street to Torino. Mike was bartending and had eccentrically written “Yo Soy Biz-gazer” on the menu blackboard. I was impressed with his ability to be filthy across three languages in such a short space. Mike asked us if we had seen it “raining mud” as a result of the khamseen. I hadn’t, but then I don’t leave the house. I do believe I’m suffering from sort of khamseen-related illness, though. I’ve been calling it “dust poisoning.”

Later in the evening, Bjorn took his leave and our friend Ben turned up. Ben is a journalist working in Iraq that we met several months ago through our friend Carrie. He’s now temporarily back in Beirut on something of an extended respite. I always thought it was funny to imagine someone who has an 80s perspective of Beirut hearing about someone like Ben working in Baghdad and coming to Beirut to “relax.” We talked of cabbages and kings for a few hours and then headed back to Hamra together. He’s staying right around the corner from us.

Before climbing the 5 flights of stairs to our apartment, we stopped by the store to by water and, to be frank, some more beer. Amy also bought these weird candy teeth. They’re from Argentina.


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Hammer, Meet Head Of Nail

My borderline obsession with the “journalist” Michael Totten has, I believe, reached its conclusion. Our last transaction proceeded thusly: I left a comment on his blog in response to a post in which he urged readers to make PayPal donations because otherwise “Would you know Northern Iraq looked like this if I didn’t go there with my camera and bring back these pictures?” That is, by the way, an actual quote and not editorial paraphrasing on my part. In response, he emailed me directly. I was going to keep this to myself, but his response is too funny and I haven’t had time to finish writing about our Greece trip. And besides, he hurt my feelings.

(NOTE: I am “Bye.Nova”…which is almost an anagram for “Van Boy”.)

Re: [Michael J. Totten] New Comment Posted to ‘The Utah of the Middle East’

Michael J. Totten to me:

Don’t be a jerk. I’ve made more money in the last month than I have ever made in my life. And I worked in a very high paying industry before I got switched to this.

Michael

On 3/1/06, bye.nova@gmail.com wrote:

A new comment has been posted on your blog Michael J. Totten, on entry
#1066 (The Utah of the Middle East).
http://www.michaeltotten.com/cgi-bin/mt/sayitsayitsayit.cgi?entry_id=1066

Name: Bye.Nova
Email Address: bye.nova@gmail.com
URL:

Comments:

Interesting pictures. But:

“Don’t forget to hit my tip jar! Would you know Northern Iraq looked like this if I didn’t go there with my camera and bring back these pictures?”

Methinks Mr. Totten has fallen down a rabbit hole and landed in a fantastical world populated only by the readers that leave gushing praise in the comments.


Bye Nova to Michael:

Wow. I’m not sure which is a worse: perpetrating arrogant and biased editorial pretending to be journalism (in the tradition of your “fair and balanced” colleagues) and believing your own jive…or willfully orchestrating that jive as a means of panhandling your ignorant readership.

That’s really something.

Ethan


Michael J. Totten to me:

Okay, now you’re an asshole.

When you first started emailing me I actually considered asking you out for a beer. (I assume you’re in Lebanon.)

I’m glad I didn’t.

Don’t email me anymore.


Bye Nova to Michael:

Fair enough. I wouldn’t want you to think I was harrassing you. This is my swansong:

I had stopped emailing you. It was you who emailed me in response to a comment I made on your blog. You could’ve just deleted the offending comment and left it at that, but for some reason you needed to tell me how much money you were making.

Anyhow, this was several days ago and it was almost fading into the soupy, foggy morass that is my memory until Amy forwarded me this. Sometimes someone says all the things you wanted to say, but never knew how. I’m kidding about that morass stuff, by the way.

I actually don’t feel that I am beyond reproach in this latest and presumably last transaction with MJT. I’m certainly much ruder and more disrespectful than I am generally, especially to someone I don’t even know. However, such is the extent to which my goat is gotten. Without being too dramatic, I think there is a terrible sickness in global media, especially American media. Subjectivism has gotten to the point where the agenda doesn’t just shape the story, the agenda is the story. This problem wouldn’t be so heartbreaking if it weren’t for the fact that the public at large is such fertile host for this sickness. Op-eds get absorbed as objective factual accounts. Now, I can’t exactly call up Rupert Murdoch or Bill O’Reilly and give them a piece of my mind, but I can certainly give chauvinist barely-literates like MJT a dose of criticism through the wonderful, terrible medium of that is the world wide web.

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Hired Help

Amy pointed out an interesting editorial about maid service in Lebanon that appeared in the Daily Star.

Strangest of all is how the piece is written entirely in the first person plural (…or whatever you call it when you write from the perspective of “we”).

I’m not sure if I’ve written about it before, but there is definitely an interesting domestic help culture here. Amy has a brief post about it here. When we moved here, I was initially surprised that there was what seemed to be a race-based culture of indentured servitude. While I’ve been somewhat inured to it, I realized when we were in Athens that I was unaccustomed to seeing people of Asian descent who were neither servants nor tourists.

The UN publishes guidelines on how its employees should go about hiring domestic help:

Household help

Lebanese domestic help is very difficult to find. Hired help presently available comes from Sri Lanka, Ethiopia, the Philippines, Pakistan, and India (English speaking) and some from the Mauritius Islands and the Seychelles (French speaking).

Full-time employees frequently live at their employer’s residence; they are provided with food by their employer and are also supplied with working cloths or uniforms. They are usually given one day off each week. Medical expenses of full-time help are normally paid by the employer so it is advisable for international personnel to cover expatriates domestic help by medical and life insurance; premium costs range from $150 to $250 for a maid to $450 for drivers.

A number of agencies can supply domestics. They charge a service fee and an amount of money in advance to secure the domestics’ services and work permits. While the salaries are reasonable, the up-front payments can seem excessive, but they cover a paid vacation and an air ticket home every 22 months. You may also hear of a maid through word of mouth.

Some of the agencies that can supply domestics include:

Voyages Lutece (ph 350375/6, 812403)

A two-year contract for a Filipino maid costs US$3000, which includes a two-year insurance policy by Sitrebs Insurance Co. The contract is renewable, at which time outlay fees are negotiated. The monthly salary is US$200 and the maid will be given a full medical prior to commencement. Costs for other nationalities:

Mauritians – as for Filipinos
Sri Lankans – initial fee US$1700 and monthly salary of US$100

Indians – initial fee US$1600 and monthly salary of US$100
Ethiopians – initial fee US$1700 and monthly salary of US$125

Spiridon Company

Filipinos – initial fee US$3500 and monthly salary of US$200 with 2 years contract
Ethiopians – initial fee US$1600 and monthly salary of US$125 with 2 years live-in contract

Sri Lankans – initial fee US$1500 and monthly salary of US$100 with 2 years live-in contract
Mauritians – initial fee US$3500 and monthly salary of US$250 with 2 years live-in contract

However, all UN international staff, irrespective of level, are allowed to obtain a residence permit for household help with other nationalities free of charge.

Cleanergie Services Company offers temporary domestics as follows:

· 6 days a week, from 07:30 to 14:00, initial fee US$200 as first payment with a monthly payment of US$350
· Part time or casual staff at US$7.50 per hour (if company supplies cleaning materials) or US$5.50 per hour if employers supply materials.
· Daily basis help – US$35 for a 6.5 hours day.
It should be noted that the passport and all personal documents of the full-time maid should be kept in safe place by the employer, As these maids might run away at any time. 

Wages for cooks range from US$200 upwards per month; from US$200 to US$250 for maids and baby nurses respectively.

Cleaning/washing women can be hired at rates between US$2.50 to US$3.00 per hour.

Government regulations concerning indemnities or social insurance do not apply to domestic help, and their employment conditions are therefore subject only to negotiation on an individual basis.

source

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Athens, I Like The Cut Of Your Jib [Part 1 of 2]

Very early last Thursday–or very late Wednesday, by convention–we once again found ourselves heading towards the airport with Mohammed at the wheel. Our flight to Athens left at 3:55 am. Our friends in the band Oneida were flying to Greece to play a show, so we turned it into an excuse for a 5-day getaway. As I may have previously mentioned, I’ve been on tour with them once or twice or more and I’ve always had a good time, so I was curious to see how the experience translated to Europe. (I was invited to go to Europe with them last May, but it would’ve coincided almost exactly with us moving to Beirut.) As an added bonus, our friend Katy is married to one of the bandmembers and was going to be in attendance as well, and then come back to Beirut with us for a short visit.

As is typical, I had done absolutely zero research for this trip. To be perfectly candid, Greece was never very high on my list of places to visit. The extent of my knowledge was that everyone had told us that Athens was ugly and dirty and that Olympic–our airline of choice–was a terrible way to get there. While Olympic was no Lot or ANA, it was certainly not the worst international carrier I’ve flown (I’ll let Air France and Royal Air Maroc battle it out for that honor). The plane was reasonaby clean and the flight was on time and maybe that was a good omen.

We got into town around 6am and made our way to the hotel via the Athens metro. By virtue of hosting the Olympics, the metro was extended to the airport. The complete trip is like 6-7 €, making it much like JFK’s airtrain…minus the disgusting carpeting.

Our reservations were at Hotel Exarcheion, in the heart of the “cafe district” in the Exarchia neighborhood. In fact, our guidebook had it in the For nightlife on the doorstep category under hotels. We checked in and slept for 4 or 5 hours, waking around 11am to set out and explore. We reconnoitered the neighborhood for several hours, checking out the club where Oneida was to play and making pit stops for souvlaki and coffee.

About the latter…there is a fairly vibrant cafe culture in Athens that doesn’t really exist in Lebanon. While the fancy Greek coffee drinks are expensive (Amy’s favorite, an iced cappuccino-like thing called cappuccino fredo ran about 3 €), it seemed to us to be within the pay scale such that much of the populace were able to afford to sit in a cafe for a couple hours with friends. We would soon realize that most of our non-hotel expenses in Athens were to be coffee. At night, many of these cafes would transition into bars which afford outlet to Athens’ equally robust nightlife. This concept appealed to us immensely and we’ve only seen it successfully pulled off in Beirut at our old fave Torino (and never in New York, though I would gladly accept being proven wrong on this). And even then, a place like Torino isn’t affordable to most Beirutis. Or as our friend and favorite bartender Mike likes to put it, “You’ll never see a plumber in a bar in Beirut.”

For better or for worse, I found myself comparing Greece to Beirut throughout the entire trip. Another aspect of Athens I appreciated at first blush was the presence of contemporary culture, especially with regards to music. In the 283 days to date that we’ve been in Beirut, we have been unable to find anything resembling a local independent music scene. The record stores are brimming Eminem and Jennifer Lopez, or else generic Arabic pop (habibi-jams). In Athens, every corner is plastered with gig posters and there are record stores everywhere, each often catering to a specific genre. On one of the blocks near our hotel, there were 4 record stores, 1 each catering to heavy metal, indie & vintage, dance, and r&b/reggae/soul.

Another interesting discovery was the apparently sizable nerd populace. I acknowledge many shades of nerd in the spectrum and Athens is definitely the spiritual home to the horror-movie-toys-and-model-building-and-tabletop-strategy-game variety (in the same way that Montreal is the spiritual home to the dress-up-in-costumes-and-go-into-the-woods-and-beat-each-other-with-cardboard-swords variety).

We were also impressed with the grafitti Athens.

For our first real meal, Amy picked a place that was seemed suitably traditional and out of the way. The joint (and it was a capital-J joint, if you know what I mean) was called Lefka and it was an old-style taverna on a hard-to-find (at least for us) side street. When we first walked up on the establishment, we thought it was closed. But the shuttered doors and vacant front room gave way to bustling eating hall in the back and we had our first of several great food experiences. Highlights included a pork dish similiar to stifado served over rice and juicy, fatty grilled porkchops. Amy had read that wine was expensive by the bottle, but many restaurants made their own. It is called hema and is served in tin pitchers. We found it quite delicious, but I must confess that I was not feeling top notch the following morning. Combining the fact that I didn’t drink very much and the fact that my capacity for alcohol is, well, more than adequate, I’m going to have to blame the hema.

We rose relatively early on Friday in the hopes that we could get on a ferry to one of the nearby islands. We took the metro to the end of the line, to the port town of Piraeus, and set about finding a place to buy tickets. We soon found out that the ferry workers were on strike and that there would be no ferries that day. We would later find out that the strike would last the duration of our stay in Greece and that strikes of all kinds are very common in the country. We even heard a joke that was supposed to be some sort of play on words when told in Greek. The rough translation is that state workers are always either on strike or on holiday.

Well, we were in Piraeus and determined to have some kind of adventure anyway. To our understanding, there were three: the ferry and shipping port, the Richie Rich yacht port, and the cute fishing and eating port. Since the first had nothing for us, we set off to check out the other two. I found the yachting port to be quite interesting, since I have some nautical inclinations. I was also interested to see that nearly every other boat sported a Tracphone and/or TracVision unit. These are satellite phone and tv units respectively, and are made by my old company KVH. It brought back memories of summers in college spent coding DSP routines in C++ and parsing output logs with Perl. It also made me remember a funny memo I had received, something to this effect:

Attention all: Our TracVision line of products is correctly spelled with a capital V and can be referred to as TV for marketing purposes. HOWEVER, under no circumstances should our Tracphone line of products be spelled with a capital P, as we do not want the products referred to as TP.

But I digress…

After I finished inspecting all the yachts and daydreaming about one day sailing across the Atlantic, we went to the next port in search of food. On the way we were almost hit by a Rolls Royce on its way to the yacht club. No kidding.

This next port was indeed cute. The water was dotted with fishing boats and the waterfront was dotted with all manner of cafes, restaurants, and pubs. We selected an Italian place based more on its location and lack of pushy hawkers rather than the menu, but were reasonably impressed with the cuisine. Afterwards, we selected a nice cafe overlooking the harbor, one of many that had a wood fire burning inside.

All I’m going to say about this photo is that apparently my sense of humor hasn’t matured along with the rest of me.

Some gross fish.

After returning to our hotel, we wandered around the neighborhood yet again. At this point, I was really getting the feeling that either we were not seeing the right (i.e. wrong) parts of Athens, or that people who had said it was ugly and dirty were out of their minds. Sure, it’s not the stunning testament to architecture and historical preservation that, say, Prague is, but it is a handsome city in its own right. We really found the general sentiment baffling. Or maybe it’s just us.

In the evening, we sought out a venue for rembetika music. If I may borrow from the guidebook…

Arguably the only genuine Athenian music, rembetika can be described as songs from the urban underworld (or the blues of the Balkans). The roots of the genre can be traced to the 1920s Piraeus hash dens, populated by the immigrants from the big population handover between Greece and Turkey. Drawing inspiration from Turkish cafe music, or aman, rembetika adopted a simple style and instrumentation, and became the voice of the dispossessed and miserable immigrant works in Piraeus.

We found a place somewhat near to our hotel and perhaps not surprisingly had to make a reservation to secure a table later that night. Though the establishment was somewhat dingy and situated in the upper levels of an old house, I suspected that this was not going to be quite the experience we were looking for. Amy and I have both enjoy Balkan folk music, especially gypsy music from the former Yugoslavia. I have fond memories of watching a musician attack the strings of an upright bass with what looked like a pencil at the Black Panther, a barge and tavern on the banks of the Sava, while revelers smashed glasses in the back. I also have fond memories of sleeping in a Yugo on the side of the road after a day spent listening ot brass bands at the yearly music festival in the Serbian town of Guca. I will fully admit that I’m kind of romanticizing here (I’m just now remembering specifically young men at Guca with t-shirts that had pictures of Mladic with the caption “Serbian Hero”…also the seats in the Yugo didn’t recline and I had to turn on the engine a couple times during the night because it was so cold), but the point I’m getting at is we were hoping to get this sort of vibe from our rembetika experience. I was worried that we might instead find ourselves at a place where people pay way too much to listen to bland reproductions of music from a time they don’t remember. One 35 € bottle of wine later, I was to discover that sadly this was largely the case (though to be fair, there was no cover charge).

To be continued…

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The Weather

I’ve been too busy catching up with work to complete my full Greece disclosure, but in the meantime I just have to say good golly this is some fine weather we’re having here in Beirut!. It’s great that our visitor can enjoy such nice weather on her last day.

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So Sad

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